You’re not just a douche, you’re a monster too.
Apt. 200 is just never worth it, ever.
Given the frigid -30-degree winds of winter, this just makes you a whiny douche.
Everyone knows it’s cold; it happens every year. Get over it.
Joverse is cool, but that doesn’t make you cool, too.
Sure, it’s basically the same thing, but being stubborn enough not to make the switch is a complete douche move.
16. You purposefully give tourists wrong directions during festival season
Get it together, you do this a dozen times a year.
Belle-Pro is delicious, but only a douche would call it the best.
That Ville de Montréal rosette on your arm might as well read “douchebag.”
No politics at a party, especially Québécois nationalist politics.
Everyone sees through your plan here, trust.
Let it go/dude, you ain’t in TO no mo’.
Calling it “pizza” is charitable enough.
And you want everyone in the restaurant to know it.
Sorry, but it is the lowest in the nation.
Ruining the “picnic law” for all of us.
Even worse if you don’t know who the Expos are.
The acronym isn’t a free pass to be belligerent in a restaurant, actually.
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