21. You have any form of a Montreal tattoo
That Ville de Montréal rosette on your arm might as well read “douchebag.”
22. You refuse to speak to any customers in English, even though you’re bilingual23.You bring up Quebec independence at a party
No politics at a party, especially Québécois nationalist politics.
24. You take your shirt off to show off your abs at Tam-Tams
Everyone sees through your plan here, trust.
25.You’re from Ontario and talk about how great Toronto is
Let it go/dude, you ain’t in TO no mo’.